Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 22nd

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 22, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Tap Dancing Duck A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?" Crazy Laws - Colorado It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. In Colorado Springs, it is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. In Denver, You may not drive a black car on Sundays. In Denver, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh! Want More Jokes? We here are Aha! Jokes are interested in trying out an additional subscription which we call Aha! Premium. We would like to offer you the opportunity to receive a joke a day in addition to the current weekly newsletter at a low monthly cost. However, before we launch this service, we'd like to get an interest check to see how popular such a service might be. If you're interested e-mail us at ahajokes@hotmail.com and let us know what you think! We'd also like to remind you that currently the newsletter you are subscribed to is 100% absolutely free and we will continue to offer this free weekly newsletter at no cost to you. Aha! Premium would be an entirely independent service. Keep on laughing, The Aha! Jokes team.  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list