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Police Jokes :: #20890 By John O'Brien from Australia Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?" Driver: - "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Proverbs :: #3586 By Cory McClelland from Woodstock USA. Wisdom Of Ages A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are for. -Arabian Proverb-     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com