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Entertainment Jokes :: #11854
By from Unknown
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
Produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?")
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Career Skills :: #75
By Kate from Chicago USA.
Be prepared for your review
When approaching your boss for a raise, make sure you're prepared. Keep a detailed log of your accomplishments and achievements and present them convincingly to your boss.
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