Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Joke A Day - Funny everyday Jokes

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The Joke of The Day
Elderly Jokes :: #2170
By J .Kikstra from parksville on Vancouver Island British Columbia Canada

An elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a long divorce trial. The judge asked why they wanted a divorce after having been married for nearly 70 years. They answered:" We wanted to wait, till after the kids had died".


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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Security :: #39
By Peter Prestipino - A7Alarms.com from Chicago USA.

SECURITY TIP: Check the doors
A lock on a flimsy door is about as effective as locking your car door but leaving the window down.

· All outside doors should be metal or solid wood.

· If your doors don't fit tightly in their frames, install weather stripping around them.

· Install a peephole or wide angle viewer in all entry doors so you can see who is outside without opening the door. Door chains break easily and don't keep out intruders.



 
 
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