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Elderly Jokes :: #85 By Tom Lee from USA. An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, They help me sleep better. The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #230 By Emily Pierce from Sidney Canada Live Fully Most people hold onto the past, look forward to the future, and do not embrace the present. Only those who can appreciate what they have now live fully. --Tsai Chih     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com