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Sick Jokes :: #3166 By Danielle from Washington USA. Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common? A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Security :: #39 By Peter Prestipino - A7Alarms.com from Chicago USA. SECURITY TIP: Check the doors A lock on a flimsy door is about as effective as locking your car door but leaving the window down. · All outside doors should be metal or solid wood. · If your doors don't fit tightly in their frames, install weather stripping around them. · Install a peephole or wide angle viewer in all entry doors so you can see who is outside without opening the door. Door chains break easily and don't keep out intruders.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com