JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 2nd May, 2012 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com
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Late Blonde
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"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress
walked into the bar.
"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there
was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying
in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was
fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that
first-aid course.
"What did you do?" asked the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
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