Thursday, May 31, 2012

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #16762
By Anonymous from USA.

A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. "Rest in Peace"

The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rater than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on you new location."




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Love & Dating :: #2428
By JKB from Charleston USA.

On Looking For Love
"There is someone for everyone, even if you need a pick-axe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

--Steve Martin--



 
 
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