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Sick Jokes :: #14891
By Marli Tuxill from Montana USA.
An old deaf couple was sitting on their couch when the wife wrote "Honey, if you want to have sex, squeeze my left boob once. If you don't want to, squeeze my right boob twice." The husband replied "If you want to have sex, grab my dick once. If you don't, grab it a 150 times."
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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