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Political Jokes :: #22842 By T. George from Marietta GA USA. I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!" "You crafty little bastard," said the fairy. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Proverbs :: #3586 By Cory McClelland from Woodstock USA. Wisdom Of Ages A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are for. -Arabian Proverb-     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com