Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 1st

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 1, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Why do women cry at weddings? If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings. A Modest Proposal A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?" Crazy Laws - Arizona Hunting camels is prohibited. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh! Want More Jokes? We here are Aha! Jokes are interested in trying out an additional subscription which we call Aha! Premium. We would like to offer you the opportunity to receive a joke a day in addition to the current weekly newsletter at a low monthly cost. However, before we launch this service, we'd like to get an interest check to see how popular such a service might be. If you're interested e-mail us at ahajokes@hotmail.com and let us know what you think! We'd also like to remind you that currently the newsletter you are subscribed to is 100% absolutely free and we will continue to offer this free weekly newsletter at no cost to you. Aha! Premium would be an entirely independent service. Keep on laughing, The Aha! Jokes team.  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list