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21st Century Church How Churches might b in 2020: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you're done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WiFi using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you're welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week's meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don't miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don't forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All. CONGREGATION: Amen! Submitted by Badmusteekay Did you think this joke was funny enough to win money? Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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