Joke of the day - Military Etiquette

Please keep your do "Please keep your dog beside you, sir," a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. "I can feel a flea in my shoe." "Midnight, come here," replied the man. "This woman has fleas." Submitted by Anonymous Share This Joke

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Military Etiquette Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! Submitted by wildcats3333 Share This Joke

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