Joke of the day - Security Guards at the Samsung Store

The Girlfriend & Her Jigsaw Puzzle - 4th Place Won $12 A girlfriend calls her boyfriend over and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a neat jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The girlfriend says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling the tiger on that box." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax, and then….." he sighed, "lets put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Submitted by Danivel Share This Joke

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Security Guards at the Samsung Store What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy. Submitted by Super Dave Share This Joke

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