Joke of the day - Apple or a Rose?

It's All About Grammar - 6th place won $9 A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband... You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue. Submitted by wildcats3333 Share This Joke

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Apple or a Rose? - 5th place won $10 A Doctor and an Advocate loved the same girl. The Doctor gave her a rose daily and the advocate gave the girl an apple. The girl got confused and asked the Advocate, "There is a meaning in giving rose in love. Why are you giving me an apple?" Advocate answered: Because, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away!" Submitted by mpatel Share This Joke

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