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Never Forget Your Password - 8th place won $7 I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect." Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect." Submitted by ajokes Share This Joke

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Congress - 7th place won $8 If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress. Submitted by JJ4619 Share This Joke

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