Joke of the day - Trashy Career

Cross Eyed A straight eyed and cross eyed guy bump into each other, and the cross eyed guy said to the straight eyed guy. “Why don’t you look where you are going?" The straight eyed guy responded to the cross eyed guy. “Why don’t you go where you are looking?" Submitted by Niel Share This Joke

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Trashy Career “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend. “He wants to be a garbageman,” he replied. “That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.” “Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.” Submitted by Super Dave Share This Joke

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Eat more to weigh less! #832 If you want to lose weight permanently, eating several small meals throughout the day to help you with this. Try to eat a small meal consisting of protein, fat, and complex carbohydrate. An example would be; for breakfast 1 hard boiled egg, and an orange, at 10am have a can of tuna on toast, for lunch a Chicken breast and any vegetable, at 2pm have a protein shake, for dinner a chicken breast and vegetable, in the evening have some celery and peanut butter. You get the idea. Avoid sugar, bread, pasta, salt, but not fat.

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