Joke of the day - The Wheelchair

Yo Mamma - 6th place won $9 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number." Submitted by JJ4619 Share This Joke

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The Wheelchair - 5th place won $10 Q: What did the kid say to his mom when he saw a man in a wheelchair? A: Mommy, why did that transformer break halfway through. Submitted by JJ4619 Share This Joke

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