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Student Dormitories - 1st place won $50 On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students: "The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory is to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Second violation will be a $60 fine. Third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?" Submitted by Veronica Sehnaz Share This Joke

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