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Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime co... Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. Submitted by Anonymous Share This Joke

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The humble little accountant had his suspicion. One da... The humble little accountant had his suspicion. One day he left the office early and, sure enough, at home he found a strange hat and umbrella in the hallway and sitting in the living room in the arms of another man was his wife. Wild for revenge, the husband picked up the man's umbrella and snapped it in two across his knee. "There!" he said. "Now I hope it rains!" Submitted by Anonymous Share This Joke

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Browning without fat #2251 The traditional method of browning foods requires oil, butter, or margarine. All that extra oil, butter or margarine is not necessary. To brown meat, chicken or vegetables with almost no added fat, spray a thin film of nonstick cooking spray over the bottom of the skillet. Then preheat the skillet over medium-high heat, and brown the food as usual. If the food starts to stick, add a few teaspoons of water or broth. If you use a nonstick skillet and nonstick cooking spray, it should not be necessary to add any liquid at all.

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