Joke of the day - Two Cows in a Field

How to get away without doing Homework - 2nd place won $25 PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework." Submitted by ajokes Share This Joke

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Two Cows in a Field - 1st place won $50 On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field. The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa." The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, "Why did you say "baaaaa?" The second cow replied, "I am learning a foreign language." Submitted by Leogal Share This Joke

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