Joke of the day - How much money do you have?

How to Start your Day with a Positive Outlook - 10th place won $5 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 7. Feel better? Submitted by GJ Winkler Share This Joke

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How much money do you have? - 9th place won $6 Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then? Student: $10 Teacher: why? Student: My brother wont give me any. Submitted by ajokes Share This Joke

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