Monday, February 15, 2016

Joke of the day - Weight on the Moon

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On the other Hand... - 8th place won $7


I broke my finger today, but on the other hand, I'm completely fine!

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Weight on the Moon - 7th place won $8


Teacher: If you are on the moon, what will happen to your weight?

a) Increase
b) Decrease
c) No change
d) Can not be predicted…

Student : Decrease

Teacher: Why?

Student : You will not get good food!!!

Submitted by wildcats3333

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