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Q Why dont Antarti Q. Why don't Antartians eat M&Ms? A. They're too tough to peel. Submitted by Anonymous Share This Joke

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Christian Names 3 young men met one pretty lady after church service. The men decided to introduce themselves. The first man says, I am Joseph but not the dreamer, the second man says I am John but not the Baptist and the last man says I am Abraham but not the father of nations. The pretty lady said hello to her new friends and introduced herself as Mary but not a virgin. Submitted by adedayomoshood Share This Joke

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