Joke of the day - Joey and the Pharmacist

The Priest and the Cabbie A priest and a cab driver went to heaven. The priest was given fifty bags of gold and a nice house. The cab driver was given the same but also a boat, a lake and a box of diamonds. The priest asked St. Peter, "Hey I was a priest, how come I don't get a box of diamonds or a lake or a boat?" St. Peter said, "We go by results. During your sermons people slept, during his cab rides people prayed." Submitted by Super Dave Share This Joke

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Joey and the Pharmacist Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom please? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be getting lucky tonight." The Pharmacist gives him the condom but as soon as he does Joey tells him, "Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is also very cute too and always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when I am around, I think I might get lucky with her too." The Pharmacist gives him another condom and as he was about to leave Joey returned and requested for a third. "My girlfriend's mom is really cute and she always makes eye contact when I'm around and since she invited me for dinner I think she might be expecting me to make a move." During the dinner Joey sits down with his girlfriend on the right, her sister on the left and her mom facing him. When the dad walks in. Joey lowers his and starts the dinner prayer. "Dear Lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you've given us..." Ten minutes later Joey is still praying. His girlfriend now surprised gets close to him and whispers, "I didn't know you where this religious." Joey with his head still bowed in prayer replied "I never knew your dad was a Pharmacist!" Submitted by Armslem Share This Joke

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