Joke of the day - Speeding Ticket

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Speeding Ticket So I'm heading up to my parents house driving like 90 mph when a lady cop pulls me over, comes up to my car and she's like... "Young man, speeding? I've been waiting for you all day." I look up to her and I say, "I'm so sorry I'm late officer, I got here as fast as I could..." Submitted by iBenn Share This Joke

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