Joke of the day - God Is With Us

Two Guys get Mugged Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here's that $20 I owe you," he says. Submitted by Super Dave Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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God Is With Us - 5th place won $10 Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing?" "What if you have an accident? The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. God is with us." The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle." Submitted by virgogal Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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