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Walks Into a Bar Walks Into a Bar... Quick Shots A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Walks Into a Bar, money, alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/walks-into-a-bar/walks-into-a-bar----quick-shots Add To:    Watch a Funny Joke Every Day Watch our featured video every day! Comedy Central's Hot List Watch the breakout comedians of 2009!

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