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whatever Hot Revenge Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'' The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!'' Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: whatever, international affairs, gross-out Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/hot-revenge Add To:    Watch a Funny Joke Every Day Watch our featured video every day! Comedy Central's Hot List Watch the breakout comedians of 2009!

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