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Male Jokes :: #102 By Reese Brolin from USA. One day a man was eating dinner at his girlfriend's parents. The dog was under his chair and it barked while he was holding in a fart; this startled the man and caused him to rip a small fart. The mom said, "Fido!", since the dog was receiving the blame he decided to rip a huge one, again the mother said, "Fido! Go Away!" Seeing as the dog was continuing to receive the blame he let out a wet, loud, and/or possibly deafening fart. Then his girlfriend said, "Fido, you heard mom, leave before he shits on you!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Time Management :: #338 By Marcy Tyler from Dover USA. Shopping away Save time at the grocery store by making a list of things you need to buy ahead of time. Try to avoid spontaneousely picking items from the store, because you will probably need to buy complimentary things that go with this extra item. Following your shopping list will save you time on wondering what to buy and money by not buying not needed items.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com