Political Jokes :: #22369
By Anonymous from USA.
I had a dream that I was in heaven. I saw this room full of clocks. I saw names on the clocks and questioned an angel what was this about. He said, "Every person has a clock that is set at midnight and each time they tell a lie it moves forward a minute. Then I saw a clock for mother Teresa and it was still on midnight. I saw other that had just moved forward a few minutes and others at 2:00 am and 5:00 am. Then I saw a room that just had presidential clocks. Sure enough George Washington's was only set at 12:05 and Abe Lincoln was only 12:10. I said "I see them all, but where is Obama's clock?" The angel said "Oh it was removed by Jesus and he is using it as a ceiling fan".
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