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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and
Mrs. Goldberg were bragging about their respective abilities
to feed their dinner guests.

With evident pride Mrs. Spinelli said, "When they walk home
from my house, they're all doubled-over."

Not missing a beat Mrs. Goldberg replied, "From your house
they can walk?"
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What kind of hospitality do you exhibit?

When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the
holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of
his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and
he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd
divideth his sheep from the goats: And he shall set the
sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come,
ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for
you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred,
and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I
was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me:
I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came
unto me.

Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw
we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee
drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or
naked, and clothed thee?

Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say
unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least
of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
-Matthew 25:31

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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