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Patton Oswalt: If You Make It to 90 If you can take care of yourself and make it to 90, starting at age 90, every year, one law no longer applies to you....   Read on » See Patton Oswalt Tell It » Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0 If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Patton Oswalt, laws, aging, police business Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/patton-oswalt/patton-oswalt--if-you-make-it-to-90 ShareThis View Patton Oswalt's profile » Roast Uncensored If you liked the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff, you'll love the uncensored Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff -- now available on iTunes. Tosh.0 Tonight Catch a brand new episode of Tosh.0 @ 10:30/9:30c with more puke, nut shots, and web redemptions than you can handle.

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