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Lawyer Jokes :: #22179 By Anonymous from USA. When David retired, he and his wife, who was much younger, moved to Arizona. Once they had settled in, he decided it was time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer. "It's nice and straightforward," he instructed the attorney. "Everything goes to Sarah – the house, the car, the pension, the life insurance – under the condition that she remarries within the year." "Fine, Mr. Cohen," said the lawyer. "But do you mind my asking why the condition?" "Simple: I want at least one person to be sorry I died." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #6129 By Anonymous from USA. Have you tested your cholesterol lately? Many health problems announce themselves with obvious symptoms. High cholesterol is not one of them. The American heart Association says that anybody over the age oaf 2 should follow a healthy diet to control cholesterol, and the National Cholesterol Education Program recommends that adults age 20 and older get a fasting "lipoprotein profile" every five years. This should include total cholesterol, LDL ("bad") cholesterol, HDL ("good") cholesterol and triglycerides. What do Numbers mean? Total cholesterol: Less than 200 mg/dl is desirable 200-239 mg/dl is borderline High 240mg/dl and above is High. LDL Cholesterol: Less than 100 mg/dl is Optimal 100-129 mg/dl is Near Optimal 130-159 mg/dl is Borderline High 160-189 mg/dl is High 190 mg/dl and above is Very High HDL Cholesterol: HDL protects the heart, so higher levels are better. 60 or above is ideal. Less than 40 in men and 50 in women is low.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com