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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the
instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a
thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to
do the same thing."
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Are you involved with vain undertakings?

For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is
like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: for
he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway
forgetteth what manner of man he was.

But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and
continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a
doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed. If
any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his
tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is
vain.

Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is
this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction,
and to keep himself unspotted from the world. -James 1:23

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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