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Entertainment Jokes :: #21138 By Anonymous from USA. A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn't seem happy. "What's wrong?" the friend asked. "You just became a millionaire!" "I know," he groaned, "But I can't imagine why I bought that second ticket!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Inspirational Poems :: #914 By Amber Jenkins from San Antonio USA. I will always wait for you My body is yearning for your hand, and this broken heart lonely stands. I wait for your gentle kiss, and those soft lips I really miss! Your bright eyes and the way you smile, they only last for a while. But I will wait for you here until you come and dry my last tear. I love you and I miss you too, I just want you to know I will always be waiting for you.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com