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Marriage Jokes :: #610 By SimpleSentiments from Pembroke Pines Florida USA. A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.  In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."  The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."  "Why not," giggles the woman.  "Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."  Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Safety :: #6053 By Michelle Welch from Sarnia, Ontario Canada Survival Kit When a disaster hits like a tornado, flood, an evacuation, or a long term power outage occurs in your area will you be prepared or not. Why not have a (72 Hour Survival Kit) handy just in case and emergency happens. 1. Flashlight and spare batteries, or one of the crank flashlights. 2. Radio and batteries or one of the crank type radios. 3. First aid kit. 4. Candles and waterproof matches or a lighter. 5. Extra car keys and cash including coins for pay phones as the debit machines might not work, and make sure you have your cell phone and your charger for the car. 6. Important papers identification for everyone, and personal documents. 7. Food and bottled water for everyone in the family at least 3 days worth. 8. Disposable plates, knives, forks, spoons, cups, and garbage bags. 9. Fuel stove such as a Coleman stove for cooking. 10. Clothing and footwear one change per person for 3 days. 11. Blankets and sleeping bags for each person. 12. Toilet paper, diapers and personal needs for each person. 13. Medication, (and what it is for) eyeglasses, list of prescriptions, and doctors name and phone number. 14. Pet supplies for your pets and their recent vaccination records. 15. Playing cards, games, and toys to occupy your time. 16. Get a large plastic tote label it Emergency Kit put a sticker on it as to the date when the food, water, medications, and the pet food was put in so that there is no out of date things in your kit. Have at least 4 liters of water per person per day and 3 liters per pet. Food for the kit should be, canned meats, soups, stews, beans, vegetables, fruits, honey, peanut butter, jams, and canned milk. The dry food should be crackers, biscuits, cookies, instant coffee, tea bags, sugar, salt, pepper, and powdered milk. Now you are all set for an emergency, and let's hope it never happens.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com