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Family Jokes :: #15460 By Jessy from USA. A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?" The mother paused and looked at her daughter. "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey." The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. "Mother?" She sweetly asked again. "Yes?" Her Mother replied. "Why is Grandma's hair all grey?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Automotive :: #826 By Joe Bihlmaier from Eustis United States Minor Outlying Islands Easy Ways To Find An Engine Miss Fire. A good way to find a engine miss fire is to open the vehicle's hood at night with the hood light disconnected. Observe to see if there is any arcing of electricity around the spark plug wires. Sometime a 50/50 mixture of antifreeze and water in a spray bottle can illuminate this better. Also listen for hissing or whistling noises, this could indicate a vacuum leak that also could be the cause for the miss. An easy way to sometimes tell if there is a valve problem is to listen at the carburetor or throttle body for a popping noise. Possible cause could be intake valve problems. If your here a popping or thumping noise at the exhaust hold a dollar bill stretched over the tailpipe. If the dollar tries getting sucked into the exhaust you may have a bad exhaust valve. If problem exists when accelerating or going uphill this usually indicates ignition system problems. Most often spark plugs or spark plug wires. Suggested by www.jlselfdefense.com     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com