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Religious Jokes :: #21225 By Donna Wells from South San Francisco CA USA. Two nuns go into a liquor store and ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. The clerk looks stun and says, "It is unusual to see nuns buying liquor". The nuns say "It is for Mother Superiors constipation." The clerk seems ok with it so he sells them the fifth of liquor. Several hours later he closes the store and after walking a couple of blocks on his way home, he sees the two nuns laying in the gutter drunken than a skunk. He exclaims, "I thought you said it was for Mother Superior's constipation".. The nuns replied, "It is" because when she sees us she is going to shit! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #6087 By Anonymous from USA. Your health Sitting in front of a computer for hours on end can contribute to repetitive stress injuries, back and neck pain, and weight gain. Using your computer's calendar, program hourly reminders that prompt you to get up, stretch, and walk around.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com