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Educational Jokes :: #19274 By from USA. At graduation, everybody is going to get their diploma but Tom. At the assembly Tom's entire senior class screams "Let Tom graduate, let Tom graduate!" The principal in a moment of weakness agrees to give Tom one last chance. "If I have five peaches in my left hand and five peaches in my right hand, Tom, how many peaches do I have?" he asked. Tom thought long and hard and then said: "ten." And the entire senior class stood up and shouted. "Give Tom another chance. Give Tom another chance!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Weight Control :: #1757 By Joey from USA. The Only Diet That Really Works Other than keeping your mouth shut, this diet really works; at least it has worked for me. Before I found out that I was possibly a diabetic, I went to the library to check out how a diabetic ate. One of the secrets is to eat every 2 hrs. whether you are hungry or not. Something small. You get in the habit of doing this and in no time your stomach shrinks and you can't eat as much. therefore you lose weight. Cut down on your carbs and sugar. Also, walk for exercise at a fast pace; eat asparagus, string beans and chicken breast seasoned with Mrs. Dash and Pam. I have lost 50 lbs. and feel great. Fruit is good for you but don't eat a lot of it because it is high in natural sugar.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com