You may ask yourself why we need lawyers. Well, everywhere you turn,
there are laws, and when there are laws, there are lawbreakers.
1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a
proctologist.
2. The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
4. Law of Physical Displacement
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant
5. Legal Rights
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
6. Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
7. Law Pertaining to Divorce
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him... get a good lawyer... keep
his house
Which is why most lawyers are hated in the first place.
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