Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 25th August, 2010

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 25th August, 2010 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Retirement
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One day, while going to the store, I passed by Lanark Lodge. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a yard
sale.'

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