Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to get pregnant.
Q. How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
A. Douche in beer.
Q. Why did the Nymho get herself arrested?
A. She wanted to go to the penile colony.
Q. What's the difference between husbands and prisoners?
A. Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands complain in the bars
Q. What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A. One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching it's ass. The other is
a chimpanzee.
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