Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A little girl walked into the bathroom while her mother was
putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like you mommy!"
she excitedly announced.

"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.

"No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady'
you always use."
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Like as a father pitieth his children, so the LORD pitieth
them that fear him. For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth
that we are dust.

As for man, his days are as grass: as a flower of the field,
so he flourisheth. For the wind passeth over it, and it is
gone; and the place thereof shall know it no more.

But the mercy of the LORD is from everlasting to everlasting
upon them that fear him, and his righteousness unto
children's children; to such as keep his covenant, and to
those that remember his commandments to do them.
-Psalms 103:13

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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