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Blonde Jokes :: #15705 By JaKel from USA. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. Unexpectedly one late evening she goes to his place, opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Overcome by grief, she opens her purse takes out the gun, and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No Honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Home Life :: #6132 By Anonymous from USA. Stretching the life of cut flowers •Cut stems ends at a 45-degree angle, removing ½ inch and leaves below water line, using a sharp utility knife or gardening shears so the stems are not crush in order to have a better water uptake. Only bare stems should be submerged. •Fill the vase with lukewarm water for better absorption. •In addition to the preservative packet that comes with the flowers add a crushed aspirin; the carbohydrate content nourishes the stem and the analgesic aspect helps open the stem for better water intake. •Change the water very other day so prevent bacterial growth. •Remove dying blooms; they give off ethylene gas, which causes other flowers to wilt     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com