The Millikin Penis: Big blue.
The Neon Penis: Hi.
The little Caesar's Penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
The generic Penis: One size fits all.
The Rave music Penis: Ya'll ready for this?
The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin' it great.
The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good at
this.
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Delivers in 30 min or less.
The Monty Python Penis: "Isn't awfully nice to have a penis?"
The Monty Python Penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."
The Budweiser Penis: This bud's for you.
The Siskel & Ebert Penis: 2 thumbs up...
The Lava Lamp Penis: Hee, hee, hee!!!!!
The George of the Jungle Penis: Watch out for that.......tree?
The Nyquil Penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose,
itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: It lasts an extra, extra, extra, long time.
The Wonder Bubbles Penis: Magic wand inside!
The Wonder Bubbles Penis II: For ages 3 and up.
The Phantom of the Opera Penis: Music of the night.
The Webster's Thesaurus Penis: How many words are there for penis?
The Charmin Penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
The Sears Penis: Come see the brighter side.
The Jewel Penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
The C+C Music Factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
The Rick James Penis: It's SUPERFREAKY.
The Gilette Penis: The best a man can get.
The Charmin Double Roll Penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Bacardi Penis: Taste the feeling.
The Macintosh Penis: Power is everything.
The Borg Penis: Resistance is futile.
The Edge Shaving Cream Penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The oasis Penis: Thinks it's the beatles penis.
The Jell-O Penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The AT&T Penis: Reach out and touch someone.
The Highlander Penis: In the end, there can be only one.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Ertl Penis: Just like the real thing, only smaller.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.
The L'Eggo Penis: Leggo my penis!
The Skittles Penis: Taste the penis.
The Bic Lighter Penis: Go ahead, flic my penis.
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