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Police Jokes :: #20007 By Harry Kuhles from Montgomery TX USA. At the start of the shift one of the police officers asks "Did you hear about the terrible head on collision on route 208 between a Thunderbird and a Mustang? There was horse manure and feathers all over the road!" The Chief came into headquarters a few minutes later. Not being too fast on the uptake, he was asked the same question, followed by the same "Horse manure and feathers all over the road." "Anybody hurt?" he asked. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Home Life :: #6086 By Anonymous from USA. Storing silver away A few pieces of chalk in the storage drawer will absorb excess moisture, slowing oxidation (or tarnishing) and reducing the mount of chemicals you will need to polish those spoons and knives next time.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com