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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #5131 By Poonam Aggarwal from India Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read, "Please step to your left -- you're standing on my oxygen tube!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Home Life :: #6011 By Michelle Welch from Sarnia, Ontario Canada How To Prevent Hair Balls All cat owners know how clean cats are with their continuous grooming with their tongues. While grooming themselves they often swallow a lot of their hairs leading to them throwing up hairballs. The easiest way I have found and it is safe to use on cats is to invest in some unscented petroleum jelly, dip your finger into the jar and just wipe a small amount on the cats nose. When they groomed themselves, the jelly gets into their tummies and coats the hairs in their tummy and passes through their digestive tracts out and into the litter box making it easier to clean up.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com