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Work Jokes :: #21364 By Anonymous from USA. The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. "Yes, Mario," he said kindly, "I know you can't get married on the salary I'm paying you… and some day you'll thank me for it." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Home Life :: #6132 By Anonymous from USA. Stretching the life of cut flowers •Cut stems ends at a 45-degree angle, removing ½ inch and leaves below water line, using a sharp utility knife or gardening shears so the stems are not crush in order to have a better water uptake. Only bare stems should be submerged. •Fill the vase with lukewarm water for better absorption. •In addition to the preservative packet that comes with the flowers add a crushed aspirin; the carbohydrate content nourishes the stem and the analgesic aspect helps open the stem for better water intake. •Change the water very other day so prevent bacterial growth. •Remove dying blooms; they give off ethylene gas, which causes other flowers to wilt     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com