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Religious Jokes :: #14200 By Anonymous from USA. After receiving the bad news from a visit to the doctor that he had only a year to live, this fellow was seeking advice from his pastor on what to do. In response the pastor replied," First I find a 1960 mobile home without air conditioning in the middle of a swamp in south Georgia, next I would buy a 1962 Dodge pickup with 178,000 miles on it, last I would find the meanest, bossiest swamp woman I could find and marry her. Frankly ask the sick man " How will this extend the last year of my life?""Well it won't extend your life," replied the pastor." It will just seem like eternity Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #6098 By Cami from Schaumburg USA. Kitchen cures – Toothache If you can't reach the dentist, reach for the clove in the spice cabinet and make a thick paste with 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves and a few drops of water. Pack on the sore gum for 5 to 10 minutes, and then spit out. Repeat as needed being careful not to rub your eyes after applying. Clove will immediately numb the gum and also will help fight infection     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com